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Subject: Re: Internet Corrosion Conference - New ASTM Session Just Posted -- From: The Silicon Surfer
Subject: Re: WARNING to all NON-LICENSED ENGINEERS a lighter note....; > -- From: virtship@mailhost.accesscom.net (Ray Broussard)
Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<< -- From: Marcelo Devincenzi
Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<< -- From: Marcelo Devincenzi
Subject: Re: WARNING to all NON-LICENSED ENGINEERS -- From: Danny
Subject: Can somebody help? -- From: 3epkl@qlink.queensu.ca (Eric Lau)
Subject: Can somebody help? -- From: 3epkl@qlink.queensu.ca (Eric Lau)
Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<< -- From: Vincenzo Pujia

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Subject: Re: Internet Corrosion Conference - New ASTM Session Just Posted
From: The Silicon Surfer
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 22:38:17 +0000
Dr. R.D. Kane wrote:
> 
> InterCorr/96 - The First Global Internet Corrosion Conference. This is
> the first corrosion conference where technical papers are
> presented, published and archived on the Internet. InterCorr/96 is
> pleased to announce the posting of the first technical society session
> sponsored by ASTM entitled, "Corrosion Tests and Standards: Application
> and Interpretation".
> 
> These papers will be posted over the period June through February, 1997.
> This innovative format provides for unlimited global access of the
> papers from the InterCorr/96 Web Site:
> 
> http://www.clihouston.com
> 
> There have been over 730 registrants from over 30 countries worldwide.
> Registration is complimentary provided by the corporate sponsors
> participating in the first Internet Virtual Tradeshow also found on the
> InterCorr/96 Web Site.
> 
> Dr. R.D. Kane
> 
> --
> CLI International, Inc.
> The Materials & Corrosion Specialists
> http://www.clihouston.com
> 
> CLI's New Specialty Equipment Division offers
> Equipment backed by service and experience.
Bit pretentious postic with a title, we can all do it mate, but some of
us aren't peacocks, we are REAL engineers.
later
JB
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Subject: Re: WARNING to all NON-LICENSED ENGINEERS a lighter note....; >
From: virtship@mailhost.accesscom.net (Ray Broussard)
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 10:06:57 +0100
I first heard Steve Wozniak, of Apple fame tell this joke about a month ago. 
In his version it was engineers and business men. he had about 3 other 
engineer jokes. He autographed the cover of my PowerBook too.
Ray Broussard 
admits to being intimidated by the thought of taking the PE test
perhaps I'll get grandfathered in as a naval architect :-)
Maritime New Media, Inc.
virtship@accesscom.net               96WBS Booth #162
http://www.yatcom.com/maritime
In article <32872EA9.B55@paragon-networks.com>, Doug McKean <
doug_mckean@paragon-networks.com> writes:
> Three scientists and three engineers were taking a train for a 
> conference on high tech laser applications.  The scientists bought 
> three tickets for each but the engineers only bought one ticket among 
> them. 
>  
> "You three can't all ride the train with one ticket!" the 
> scientists exclaimed. 
>  
> "Sure we can" replied the engineers, "you just watch and learn." 
>  
> Upon boarding the train, each scientist took a seat while the 
> three engineers crowded into a single restroom. The condutor came down 
> the aisle and punched each ticket.  When he reached the restroom, 
> the conductor knocked on the door, and said, "ticket please."  A 
> single ticket emerged from the slightly opened door and was duly 
> punched.  After the conductor moved on, the three engineers emerged 
> from the restroom and took their seats. 
>  
> On the return trip, the scientists only bought one ticket among them. 
> The engineers boarded the train without a single ticket. 
>  
> "You can't ride the train without a ticket, you need at least one 
> ticket. 
> You guys invented the technique for crying out loud!" protested 
> the scientists. 
>  
> "Sure we can" replied the engineers, "you just watch and learn." 
>  
> Upon boarding the train, the engineers all crowded into one restroom 
> and the scientists into another.  Once the scientists had closed 
> their door one of the engineers left the other restroom knocked on 
> the scientists' door and said, "Ticket please." 
>  
> ******************************************************* 
> Doug McKean 
> doug_mckean@paragon-networks.com 
> ------------------------------------------------------- 
> The comments and opinions stated herein are mine alone, and do not 
> reflect those of my employer. 
> ------------------------------------------------------- 
> ******************************************************* 
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Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<<
From: Marcelo Devincenzi
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 19:26:00 +0100
José Emiliano de Llano wrote:
> 
> Primero saludaos a todos los que veais este mensaje, soy un novato en esto
> de las comunicaciones, es mi primer día de News. Ya me pasaré por aquí más
> a menudo.
> Oscar, que alegría un tío que habla castellano por aquí. Soy compañero del
> gremio de la construcción, soy Ingeniero Técnico de Obras Públicas, de
> Madrid. Trabajo en una constructora.
> Según me parece entender en tu mensaje habeis creado una página WEB en la
> Escuela de Caminos ya me pasaré por allí, seguro que es interesante.
> Bueno espero que sigamos en contacto, eres mi primer contacto en esto de
> las news.
> Hasta otro rato.Hola jose, tambien nuevo en esto. me dedico a la mecanica de suelos y 
estoy en gerona. nos volveremos a comunicar, hasta otra.
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Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<<
From: Marcelo Devincenzi
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 19:27:35 +0100
Javier wrote:
> 
> On 30 Oct 1996 18:52:53 GMT, "José Emiliano de Llano"
>  wrote:
> 
> >
> >Primero saludaos a todos los que veais este mensaje, soy un novato en esto
> >de las comunicaciones, es mi primer día de News. Ya me pasaré por aquí más
> >a menudo.
> >Oscar, que alegría un tío que habla castellano por aquí. Soy compañero del
> >gremio de la construcción, soy Ingeniero Técnico de Obras Públicas, de
> >Madrid. Trabajo en una constructora.
> >Según me parece entender en tu mensaje habeis creado una página WEB en la
> >Escuela de Caminos ya me pasaré por allí, seguro que es interesante.
> >Bueno espero que sigamos en contacto, eres mi primer contacto en esto de
> >las news.
> >Hasta otro rato.
> >
> Hola José Emiliano, coincido contigo en casi todo, soy novato en las
> News, soy ITOP, y estoy en Burgos.
> Nos volveremos a comunicar. hasta pronto.
> Saludos:
Hola Javier, trabajo en mecánica de suelos en Gerona, o mejor dicho, 
vivo en gerona pero trabajo por toda espana. Hasta otra.
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Subject: Re: WARNING to all NON-LICENSED ENGINEERS
From: Danny
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 19:16:22 -0500
So, Mr. Lyle, 
Is this what you would call a fiduciary action for public safety by a PE? 
Subject:      Re: question re  C-4
From:         bryanteng@pipeline.com (Malcolm H. Lyle III, PE)
Date:         1996/10/28
Message-Id:   <552prj$uap@camel4.mindspring.com>
References:   <3266BE30.530F@nb.sympatico.ca>
X-Server-Date: 28 Oct 1996 17:17:39 GMT
Organization: MindSpring Enterprises, Inc.
Reply-To:     bryanteng@pipeline.com
Newsgroups:   alt.engr.explosives
- denatured alcohol
- fertilizer
- racing fuel
paul  wrote:
>Can somebody tell me what is the recipe
>for C-4 please.
>                                thanx--
                        Malcolm Lyle, PE
                        Bryant Engineering Consultants, Inc.
                        105 Annjo Court
                        Forest, Virginia 24551
                        Tel: 804.385.4383
                        Fax: 804.385.9059
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Subject: Can somebody help?
From: 3epkl@qlink.queensu.ca (Eric Lau)
Date: 13 Nov 1996 00:32:19 GMT
Hi, I am an undergraduate student from Queen's University, Canada and I am 
currently doing research for a business course I am taking.  Would anyone fill 
out a form for me posted at the following web site?  It will only take a minute 
and it will be very helpful for our project.  Thankyou for your time and sorry 
for the interruption.
Web Site:
	http://qlink.queensu.ca/~3zk/quest.html  
							Eric Lau
							Queen's University
							Chemical Engineering
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Subject: Can somebody help?
From: 3epkl@qlink.queensu.ca (Eric Lau)
Date: 13 Nov 1996 00:32:19 GMT
Hi, I am an undergraduate student from Queen's University, Canada and I am 
currently doing research for a business course I am taking.  Would anyone fill 
out a form for me posted at the following web site?  It will only take a minute 
and it will be very helpful for our project.  Thankyou for your time and sorry 
for the interruption.
Web Site:
	http://qlink.queensu.ca/~3zk/quest.html  
							Eric Lau
							Queen's University
							Chemical Engineering
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Subject: Re: >>>> NEW CIVIL ENGINEERING SITE !!!!! <<<<
From: Vincenzo Pujia
Date: Wed, 13 Nov 1996 12:26:21 +0100
On Sun, 10 Nov 1996, Marcelo Devincenzi wrote:
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